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Twelve Pole Creek. "Q"s other band
Splash Kan. They go at the top of the list. Mainly 'cause "D" (their, and our, bass player) would get pissed if they weren't.
Mystik Very cool band with a female singer that has some of the best set pipes in Detroit. Enter a new dimension.
Smashbandits Our Jammin' pub chumes. Jammed wit us at the Elbow Room and there was a mutual respect thing goin' on so here dey R. We've been buds with these dudes ever since. Les Paul's rule!
Nuke and the Living Dead. Jammed with these dudes just the other day. They've got a great punk sound and somewhat blew is away. We hope to jamm wit dese guys again sometime.
Choking Susan One hell of a hot chic singer here! More then that, they are a good punk band, if there is such a thing.
Prop Down We Jammed wit dese dudes at Jumbos and were caught quite by surprise!! High energy, high speed. and real tight. I hope we can jamm wit dem again soon!!!
Spin Dizzy. Our beir drinkin', touque wearing, Canadian friends. Take off dudes. We hope ta do a show wit dese guys soon. Us in Hamilton and them here.
Manics Rage Good Detroit style Glam Punk. Check 'em out. We wanna hook up wit dese dudes and do a show soon.
Motorwhore. We've been jammin' allot wit dese guys lately. Dey's some rock solid 80's style trashy glam punks (complete with babes in tow) dat jus' don't let up.
the Farleys Good fun Punk. We've always had a good time jammin' wit dese dudes. Real funny lyrics!!!
Carzy Mark TV The legendary CRAZY MARK. See his cable show!!!! They don't call him CRAZY MARK for nutin'. Go Capitan Cave Man!!!
Lord Blasto I met up wit him at a Crazy Mark sex show and he gave me his card. This site has got quit allot of kewl visuals. I guess he's still in da process of puttin' together his band. I'm lookin' forward to hearin' da music.
the Dragstrippers are my favorite band in Detroit right now. They play some excellent riffage and have just a great overall show thing going on.
The Ghouls Here's another Detroit punk band I've been hearing allot about, and for good reason. These guys are great!! Good sound, and everything else that a grat punk band needs. I hope we git to do some more shows with dese' guys!!
Brunos Brawlers Irish folk music. Ya, so what. They got allot of songs about drinking, fighting and f'king. If that ain't cool what is?
The Bomb Pops I know I've said allot of bad things about dese guys (& gal) but I can't deny dat dey's a good band. I've been checkin' out dere site allot lately and got tired of typin' in da address all da time, so I'm re-adding their link back to their site.
Welfare Society I'sa thinkin' dese guys are in'a punk band but I'm not sure. The site looks kewl though. Real local. I think from Mt. Clemens way. The rockin'est city in the universe.
GROG We did a show wit dese guys back last summer and we got into dem at a pretty grass roots leval. Full of attitude and rude on stage banter, they are definitely a fun band to see.
Torg! WWE punk! There show wuz a blast. Dey is commin' to a shit hole near you real soon (Detroit) so keep you eye out fer 'em. YOU WILL GO CHECK OUT THEIR SHOW!!!
Love Muffin. Don't let the name fool ya. Excelent BC punk with a hotty on bass. Will also soon be blowin' the walls off a Motor City shit hole.
WWW.PUNKROCKCHICKS.COM. I wish some of these chicks would show up at our gigs. I think we're meeting every fat chick in Detroit at our shows. What's up wit dat?
The PB Army We ran into dese guys doin' a show down in Toledo at the Longhorn Saloon. Ultra kewl show and dese guys sure helped it be dat way.
DeadFrets? These guys go through an identity crisis ever few year and change their name. But they always wind up going back to Liquid Chicken. When dudes when?
Hybrid Conscience We're gettin' a few California links here. First there was Punky Purses and now dese dudes. I'm startin' ta feel like dis here links page is gonna' be da who's who of link pages around da world. Hopefully this may be a start of a California rowd trip.
Sound Site??? Yah I know it's not a band site but what da fudge. If it weren't fer da sound guys in dis world all us bands would sound like....like.... Well nothin' at all.
Junate Just go there if you want to answer that question.
Harpos The #1 concert theater in North America. (As long as you can deal with the ghetto it's in the middle of.
The Old Miami This really isn't an Old Miami site, it's kinda like a history lesson. If your a local Detroiter this will be a kewl site. Linus, the old sound guy from the Old Miami, told me about this site. There's also allot of other local Detroit stuff under the parent site of http://www.goodfelloweb.com that looks really kewl. The Old Miami stuff is under "Tribes of the Cass Corridor" down near the bottom of the page, then uder "Tribes" at the to of the page. CHECK IT OUT!!!
The Elbow Room can be gotten to from here. This is said to be the "Premiere" rock establishment in Yipsi(tuckey). If you haven't been there, go there soon.
Paychecks This is the only place in hip Hamtramck that will let us play there any more. That's kewl, they have pretty good sound system and it's a good sized room and stage. They also cater to out of town bands pretty much. At least I remember that as being so. Overall, a groovy joint!
Token Lounge Definitely a west side bar if you know what I mean. Nice huge stage....I've always felt so small there and it's really kinda hard ta see Dusty way over on the other side but the place still rocks!!! Great sound system.
CBGB's If you haven't heard of CB's, I would probably say that you've bumped your head. In fact I am saying it. Made famous in movies and rockumentrys and just plain spoken about. Everybody that started out as a nobody probably played here, in the city that never sleeps.
I-Rock Just a smaller version on Harpos. I think they're owned by the same people. Great sound and a good place to see an act. It's on the edge of the same ghetto that it's big brother bar is on.
The Wired Frog This really isn't a bar per say. Its an all ages "juice" bar that has a pretty good draw in the younger crowd. They run a pretty tight ship and get some bigger name band in there some times.
Scalici's Underground Lounge Dis here is Downriver's premiere place to play. Wit all da strip clubs dey's got down der, it's a great place to pawty. We also got a real great live recording from here for only 20 buck that wound up being our Digital DOO DOO Cd.
Stickman Radio. Internet radio. Not much punk (I should say none) but It rocks all the same.
WRIF Radio in Detroit. This is about the longest running station in Detroit that plays rock. Its just about every bands dream in Detroit to be on the Riff. Not ours though. Keep an eye out for the scantly dressed babes they got on this site every once and a while. This is also a link to a petition that you can sign that will go to this lame ass radio station so they will hopefully play more local music.
89X Radio in Windsor Ontario. They broadcast from Canada but for a Detroit audience. Pretty good stuff if you get tired of all the cock rock on the Riff.
94.7 WCSX is a good alternative to boy bands and when all the new stuff starts gettin' on yer nerves. Definitely classic rock but sometimes on the softer side. (Time to search the dial some more)
Michigan Music Radio. I'm not sure if it's broke or I'm stupid. Maybe both. But check it out.
Jeff Mossey Memorial Site No need to explain. Just check out the site. You may be here.
Noise Pollution Studio This is where we're doing our latest studio CD release. It's cheap! But he does a pretty good job. Great for beginner bands. Or tight wads!
Dusty Fest! No need to make allot of words here. "D" is tellin' us that he may have up to 4 Fests this next year. FOUR!!!! Stay tuned for news and updates.
Need an Avatar? Go here and check out what I got. Let me know if you start using something. You know just to be polite. I just might take stuff away from time to time.
Spiders. Just kinda kewl.
Sleazegrinder Punk rock or not punk rock, if it rocks, and it full of rock and roll grim you'll find it here. Also click here to see the real kewl Sleazegrinder banner and check out the new book "Gigs from Hell". We we may git our gig from hell story about our trip to CB's written up in there somewhere.
Jam Rag Magazine This is Detroit's only independent music magazine. They're really good people! Stop by their site and become a Jam Rag sustainer. This is a true supporting periodical for Detroit music.
Michigan Punk Bands. Good place for PUNK bands to network. It's away from all the hipsters on Michigan Bands.
Michigan Band. I can't believe that I didn't find this place before. I've been logged in now fer 2 days straight and I noticed dat all da kewl pople hang our there. Well kewl in dey's own minds. I'm havin' second thoughts.
Photo Detroit. Picture galore of a lot of bands we know. I think they got some old school shots of Manics Rage with Stink singing for them.
The Red Shed has a new web site. I had fun here but I can't see us ever plying there again. It's more of a place for hippies. Like me. Not punk bands.
Kewl Test Are you Kewl?
Starlight Inc. Detroit Limo's and entertainment service. If you're rich and famous these guys can help you have a good time in Detroit!!!
Alternative Spin Dese guys'll make ya famous if dey like ya.
Detroit Bands This is a semi comprehensive listing of some local Detroit bands. It's kewl 'cause they have us listed near the top of the Punk page.
Live Wire Music. Somebody dropped me an e-mail that said "Hey I stopped by" (imagine dat) So dis is what dey git. I post their site. Cool studio. Kinda' high class expensive lookin' though. I can't see us ever doin' something there, but its kewll all da same.
White Trash America The best white trash site on the web. We thought we were Warren-tuckey white trash punks. We don't come close to this true American sub culture. Absolutely classic
Punk Rock Shows. Not that I believe that listing our show here means that some red neck from Texas is gonna come all the way up and see us. The guy just e-mailed me and said "Hey don't ferget ta post yer show's on our site" O.K.......
Ed Roman's World Class Guitars. This site has got all kinds of great guitars on it!! Being a bit of a builder myself, I use this site to git a few ideas on building 'n stuff like dat. Plus its just kewl to look at.
J. St. John The artist. Yes, I know him.
Bonsai Kitten More fun things you can do with you extra cats.
Anti Gap!!! Dis one is fer my sister.
Punky Purses Hey man, she e-mailed and asked if I'd link her site. Sure thing. Anything punk. I remember askin' all dese kewl sites and kewl local bands to link us and they tried to pretend we didn't exists. We still don't but that's besides the point.
Michigan Brewers Guild After the brewery site go check out the guild site. If you're a bier luver check some of dis shtuff out.
Mullets are them I don't think I even know 1 person that has one of these. They're really not the style around here. But this site is great. I don't know if they're serious or just having fun.
Huber & Breese Music This store is this musician choice for guitar shopping in the Metro area. If your not from around here, I sho hate it fur ya. They have about the best collection of guitars for sale that I've seen anywhere.
Joe Cartoon.com If you haven't been her yet, what have you been doing with your life. Lemmings, drunk bugs, gerbils in the micro-wave, and lots of other memorable things!!!
Camp Chaos Check out the Metalica vs. Napster stuff at the top.
Kill Frog This place is really good for some anti-Bin-Laden stuff. They always got some new cartoon that fits the times.
Rotten Dot Com This is the place. If its EVIL you'll see it here. Dead babies and all, this place has the sick of the sick.
Pornolizer It's the same as the Dialectizer but with porno speak. This site is "R" rated, if you couldn't figure dat out by the title.
The Dialectizer Go thru any web site and view it with DIALECTIZER. You'll be amazed at how funny things would look if you spoke the way some weirdo's would.
Strange Matter has all kinds of supper smart people type cartoons. It's kind of funny to see what other people think is funny sometimes. It makes no sense to me.
Ghosts If you don't believe in them go here. It might just change your mind.
Darwin Awards Allot of good reading here. Hopefully none of you make it on this page or anybody you know. An honorable mention would be o.k. though.
Jeff's Records This is a cool place to buy that really weird music that you can't get anywhere else. They do a record convention every few months over in Royal Oak that rules!!!
Crazy Images Not sure what to make of this site. Cool visuals and other things. I might try to steel some of this stuff and put it up hare on this hare page.
GEEWHIZ What would the Ballistics web site be without a site about toilets?
Bubble Popper Virtual bubble wrap. For those of you that can't get enough and have run our of bubble wrap to play with.
And I believe that a Balistics site would not be complete without a Burp site or a Fart site. Enjoy!
This site is not for kids!!!! Its probably our favorite site for when we're lonely and by ourselves!!! Beware this is one of those sites that bite!!!
There are just too many cool links on the internet. I tried to hit a few in the long list I put above but sometimes it's not enough. Try some of these in the MYSTERY LINK drop bin.
Yah-mon I see da Queenbee in there...
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